Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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