i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
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You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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