i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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