don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
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I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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