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• (905): View more from Toronto

  She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.

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  Got yourself a keeper right there.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.

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  like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls

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  Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?

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