I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Farmville is her only friend.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
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We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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