Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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