His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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