omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
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One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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