I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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