Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I want to have your abortion
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
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hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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