I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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