JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
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let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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