Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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