Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
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you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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