Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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Technically my penis started a fight tonight
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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