windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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