I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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