I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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