someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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