ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
As shirtless as possible
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
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I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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