Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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