Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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