we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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