We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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