she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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