there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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