In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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