i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
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I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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