it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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