Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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