he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
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I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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