standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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