Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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