I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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