yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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