I want to stick my p in your. b.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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