he shaved USA in his pubs
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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