Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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