quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Randomize