As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
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Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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