chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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