I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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