U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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