do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
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did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
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