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You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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