The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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