Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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