I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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