I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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