woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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